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Boner Gram

The act of sharing a hot girl's or hot guy's IG profile to someone.
Yo man! Thanks for sending me that Boner Gram!
by MDubyaC June 3, 2020
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Boner Deal

Donald Trump commuting sentences lets him achieve boner deals.
by BLACKSWAN July 12, 2020
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Nose Boner

When your nose sticks out over your face mask, you have a Nose boner
Walking through the grocery store, looking at all these nose boners.
by boymom_3 July 30, 2020
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Bass boner

An affect of catching a very large bass of any type. (Fresh water or salt water)
1. I caught an 8lb hog(large bass) in the lake the other day. It gave me the biggest bass boner.

2. Before I got the bass in the boat I already had a bass boner from looking at it.
by ZeroFoxGiven September 6, 2020
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spooky boner

when a man sees something that his brain can't choose whether the image is arousing and terrifying, so his penis gets erect out of fear and arousal.
dude 1: when I googled thicc aliens last night I wasn't sure whether to be scared or aroused.
dude 2: well what happened?
dude 1: I got a spooky boner
by ProbablyADegenerate September 6, 2020
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Boner City

When you're horny and ready to fuck, you're in Boner City.
"If she keeps dancing like that, I'm gonna head straight for Boner City"
by Jerrz03 September 12, 2020
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Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.
Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*
by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020
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