when a man sees something that his brain can't choose whether the image is arousing and terrifying, so his penis gets erect out of fear and arousal.
dude 1: when I googled thicc aliens last night I wasn't sure whether to be scared or aroused.
dude 2: well what happened?
dude 1: I got a spooky boner
dude 2: well what happened?
dude 1: I got a spooky boner
by ProbablyADegenerate September 06, 2020
Slang for being messed up. Mostly used in cases where you question what just happened and why you had a certain reaction.
Guy 1: fuck dude, I'm bugfucked
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I got a boner at a post saying nice cock
Guy 2: damn
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I got a boner at a post saying nice cock
Guy 2: damn
by ProbablyADegenerate October 31, 2020
by ProbablyADegenerate March 22, 2022
A person who is a combination of both a coomer and a communist, used to describe coomers online with communist beliefs
Dude 1: I encountered a coomunist online today, he was a fucking weirdo
Dude 2: coomunists really are the worst of the worst
Dude 2: coomunists really are the worst of the worst
by ProbablyADegenerate September 12, 2021
A Bubble boy is a person who gets pissed off easily at anyone, relating their fragile nature to the fragileness of a bubble.
by ProbablyADegenerate May 14, 2021
Friend 1: this is the picture of the guy that threw a rock at my friend's head
Friend 2: mf looks built like a Twinkie
Friend 2: mf looks built like a Twinkie
by ProbablyADegenerate April 09, 2021