anal respiration

When you get beat up so bad that you have to breath out of your asshole.

That kid looks really fucked up. He is probably using anal respiration right now.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

anal thug

Half the prison population from South Central. Doesn't take no for an answer. May also refer to gay gangsta rappers (see "verb - thuggabutt").

Ever since Bubba had priveleges taken away, he's become quite the anal thug.

by BubbaThug June 27, 2006

Anal Afro

A thick covering of curly black hair surrounding the anus.

Tom McCallum bent over, and his girlfriend exclaimed, "My goodness Tom, your butt is so hairy, I would suggest that you have an Anal Afro!"

by C-Eaton March 6, 2009

anal secretions

when i man/woman gets railed up the ass and gets the giz in there ass then it gets crusty, later when person does some sort of activity or just goes up in temperature the cum oozes out of the ass

FAG, your having anal secretions

by toto August 29, 2005

anal toothbrush

Fucking a girl from behind, finger banging her asshole, and then brushing her teeth with your finger and her shit on it.

That girl Sarah has bad breath this morning. I gave her an Anal toothbrush last night.

by Bossmon 34 June 10, 2016

Anal Popper

The homosexual or heterosexual act of depositing Pop Rocks in the rectum of the sexual partner of your choice's rectum before anal sex.

Not to be confused with a Jalapeno popper, the Anal Popper is not quite as spicy, depending on the mood of the

recipient.

Are those Rice Krispies in your ass, or are you just happy to see me?
Snap Crackle...POP!

by POOP SHOOT BOOGIE December 23, 2019

anal blindness

Self confessed laziness

You ring your boss in the morning, explaining that you will not be into work that day as you are suffering from 'anal blindness'

"What's that?" replies the boss,

"Simple, I cant see myself getting my arse out of bed today."

by Hill Wanderer April 15, 2008