Garment Watch

An activity practiced by Mormons and non-Mormons, where individuals engage in the pursuit of spotting Mormon garment outlines in public settings. The objective of Garment Watch is to discreetly identify the unique undergarments worn by Mormons.

Participants of Garment Watch exhibit keen observational skills, often scanning crowds in search of subtle hints such as fabric drapes, shirt tucks, or bulges that might indicate the presence of garments.

Whenever I’m in public I play Garment Watch

by Jerry Red July 5, 2023

head-watcher

A nosy person.

He's such a head-watcher!

by Givmefweedum July 18, 2023

Pocket Watching

What a broke ass nigga uses as an excuse when asked about his money.

Brokie: I'm more richer then you
Another Person: How much money do you got?
Brokie: Stop Pocket Watching, Thats how I know your broke

by giganiggaoncord August 12, 2023

Pants Watcher

The opposite of the person who wears the pants in a relationship. Also known as a beta or a sub.

Veronica is the pants watcher for sure. But she likes being told what to do so it works.

by Na—— August 22, 2023

Bird watching

To have sex with a MILF.

I told my buddy I was going bird watching last night. He thought I meant spotting some rare finches, but let's just say I was more interested in a rare mom with a pair of...binoculars!

by mika6969 July 20, 2024

urgent-weather friend

When you’re so desperate for friends that you must platonically befriend your ex once again after breaking up.

Sam has an urgent-weather friend, their ex just so happens to have been hanging out with them for MONTHS after their messy breakup!

by jeauseph July 21, 2024

Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!

Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"

by Hym Iam July 23, 2024