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Dutch Waffle

A cross between a Dutch Oven and a Blue Waffle. When you fart in someone's vagina and she queefs it back out. As opposed to the normal scentless queef, this one will be as rancid as the infection it will cause later on.
The infection she got from that dutch waffle last week looks just like a "blue waffle".
by nodatahere September 21, 2020
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Oregon Waffle

Originally the name of the footwear that started it all for Nike's humble beginnings when Coach Bowerman at U of O molded the sole of a running shoe out of the pattern made from the profile of a waffle iron in order to accommodate the runner's transition from cinder track to the newer artificial surfaces emerging . The term has now come to refer to liberal hyprocarcy. Oregon is known for its vast dichotomy of politics from utlra conservative in the east to ultra liberal in the west.
You could see the large carbon footprint left behind from her Oregon Waffles as Sara raced off to catch her Maui vacation flight in her late model Subaru following her Global Warming fun run in Portland.
by livefleaordye September 23, 2020
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Wank Waffle

'Filler text' conversation, the verbal equivalent of Lorem Ipsum; where words and sounds are heard but nothing is actually said, i.e no context or substance. This is typically witnessed in politics, mumbling noises until the moment is over, or a new distraction is present.
Boris didn’t answer the question at hand, we were subjected to a right load of Wank Waffle instead.
by TheGreenGoddess October 22, 2020
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Sissy Waffle

I don’t know some British cuss word or something”-Nick Corpus 2021
Man that guys such a sissy waffle dude!
by Noé January 3, 2021
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Bubble Waffle

A vagina that queefs a bubble. Especially from a vagina with a lot of fat on it.
The girl I was banging laughed and created a bubble waffle
by UluZ February 16, 2021
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Mr.Waffle

The best gamer ever and is rank 1 in overwatch and is the best gamer on switch. Pog
Mr.Waffle is the best gamer on switch.
by TTVGar March 1, 2021
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Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.
Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.
by twew March 10, 2021
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