Clinton touch 

A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster

Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?

Clinton touch by Uncle Dimma August 23, 2016

ass touching 

Slapping your own ass to draw attention.

Every time she gets up she is ass touching to draw attention to her big ass

ass touching by SillyScholar January 1, 2017

ipod touch 

A device for listening to music, movies and porn.

ipod touch passing by.

ipod touch by Dope420 January 15, 2017

nice touch 

Compliment in volleyball, when a player touch the ball before it lands on the floor

*Nishinoya touches the ball before it lands on the floor* .

Sawamura: "Nice touch!!"

nice touch by error909 January 27, 2017

sack touch 

When a male or female exhibit behaviors that portray them to be light in the loafers.

Also can be used for someone who is heterosexual with homosexual tendencies.

All the guys are going out tonight except Billy. He hung back with the ladies. What a sack touch.

sack touch by Jimmy 2-times February 18, 2017

Peruvian Touchscreen

When you put your penis against the screen for a prolonged period of time.

Look at Luis! he's doing the Peruvian Touchscreen thing!! yuck!!

Peruvian Touchscreen by xzetaprobe March 2, 2017

tractor touch 

to pecker touch

Hey i heard tom tractor touched that guy in prison.

tractor touch by jraw April 12, 2017