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Blue Waffle

A term used in the north for a individual that joins a shift system for a short period of time for a large pensionable gain.
1- “Where’s Kiddly theses days?”
2- “Eating the blue waffle for 12mons”
1- “Good lad, can’t blame him!”
by Kiddly November 6, 2021
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waffle trudge

It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain
G: how was your Friday night?
J: It sucked. I Had to do the waffle trudge for hours.
by Adamr86 February 19, 2024
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waffle stomp

when you take a shit on the school bathroom drain and stomp it down to make a waffle like form
who tf waffle stomped the boys bathroom
by Seans friend from school April 13, 2021
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Waffling

Using a lot of complex filler words in order to appear smarter and make your writing longer. Waffling doesn't change the meaning of what's written, but will often get you a good grade from idiot teachers.
Sentence: Some children don't like going to school.

Waffling: Because of the negative characteristics they often associate with scholastic institutions, certain pupils tend to experience animosity and contempt towards the academic apparatus, and attempt to resist progenitorial efforts to inculcate diligence into their offspring.
by xXxSnO0pyXxX May 22, 2020
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Waffle

When you are speaking nonsense. Or purposely doing it to something
‘I’m actually a war veteran. I just came her to receive my 15k gold necklace and ended up saving an orphanage
“Stop waffling bro. All you do is waffle.”
by TheOddWaffl February 15, 2021
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Waffling

To be rambling/ranting about a subject or topic without giving any useful information
Bill: “So basically in the Last of Us, there are these zombies that come from a fungi called Cordyceps and-“
Frank: “What’s bro waffling about?”
by TodTheTruck February 20, 2023
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anxious waffles

The feeling you get when you get a small shock from trying to remove your waffles from the toaster with a fork
by Disgruntled Squirrel January 13, 2017
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