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Funnel Face

Those with severe lack of a jaw-line and neck. A condition where the bottom of the face siphons into the body seamlessly.

Typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.
"Did you hear the funnel faced kid died? I heard it was because the centrifugal force of the load he sucked from the teacher was like a semen bullet that blew through the bottom of his stomach."
by phantompoop06 February 16, 2010
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Face Erase

The point in a romantic relationship when pictures of the couple begin to dis-appear from Facebook, and or when the relationship status changes to "Single OR Complicated" from "In a relationship".
It looks like Herman has made it to Face Erase with his girl friend.

"Yeah her pictures have disappeared from his profile now."
by themindblogger December 8, 2009
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Noodle face

When one squints their eyes, thrusts out their upper row of teeth and over-exaggerates their facial features, Can be used in conjunction with the noodle voice to mock others. Created by a few students in high school.
I looked over to him only to be met with a face that could only be described as, a Noodle face.
by Oodle o' Noodle January 23, 2011
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face glaze

noun, covering another persons face, male or female, in pussy juice so that the result is akin to Shipley's original glazed donut
Her pussy got so wet she left me with generous coat of face glaze.
by little titties big ass December 7, 2010
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Slap Face

1) Oppiste of Kick Ass
2) Short for "slap in the face"
Guy 1: That girl just turned me down cuz she heard I had a small package.

Guy 2: Dude, that is slap face.
by greyfrog April 28, 2009
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BM face

A defeated look of consternation, dissappointment, or even pain. The name derives from the look one often gets whenever challenged by a large BM.
When Jerry was released from his job after 20 years of employment, he got BM face.
by SuperTy April 27, 2006
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shitier faced

more drunk than shit-faced
little did i know my parents got shitier faced when they went on alcoholiday
by homgen4 October 29, 2006
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