Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.

"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011

Socks

A tool used the ungeyify normal activities

"I jacked off to a male monkey but it's ok because I was wearing socks"

by A_Literal_Guy March 31, 2020

Sloppy Socks

When you dropped an ice cube and forgot to kick it under the fridge so it melts and you step in it later

Christian didn’t kick that ice under the fridge, now I have sloppy socks!

by ZombieMortality November 3, 2021

national poop sock day

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happy national poop sock day!

by poop soc enthusiest November 1, 2021

Sock

Some Other Cunts Kid

Dating a man or a woman that has a Kid to someone else.

James can't come out tonight cause he's stuck looking after the sock

by Shasteal YoMeal July 9, 2015

SOCKs

Australian slang for "Some Other Cunts Kids", in reference to someone who's partner has other kids, used to refer to them when the kids of the previous partner(s) are in the house.

What are you up to? Just at home with the missus looking after the SOCKs.

by VR-83 July 31, 2024

Sock

Ranboo, white boy, oreo boy

Tubbo: "So- you're a sock then. Cause you're wearing one on your face."

by ArdenIsStupid December 15, 2022