stabbing snake 

referring to a man's penis

Franny is so fine, I want to introduce her to my stabbing snake.

stabbing snake by hippy29 December 15, 2011

celtic snake

a cock that has blue tribal design tatoos on it

Bob: "Damn I feel good."
Mark: "Why do you feel so good Bob?"
Bob: "I just screwed a chick with my celtic snake!"
Mark: "Seriously dude you got one of those?"
Bob: "Ya dude I used it on your mom last night."

celtic snake by u shit fuck February 5, 2012

Riki Snake

A weiner at half-mast or a semi-erect boner. As Boyz II Men noted in their classic jam, Motownphilly, it's not too hard, not too soft.

Dude, I was doing sit-ups yesterday in really loose boxers, and I totally got a riki snake.

Riki Snake by Telemok Chedar November 6, 2012

Black snake syndrome 

The feeling of tiredness or sleepiness you get after eating a large amount of food.
Related to the fact after a snake eats a meal it much sleep to digest.

Dude 1: Awww man I ate so much I have black snake syndrome

Dude 2: what's black snake sydrome?

Dude 1: I've eaten so much all I want to do is sleep

Black snake syndrome by Whimsythemoondreamer March 31, 2013

trouser snake in the grass 

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

trouser snake in the grass by qbillustration July 18, 2013

Dead Snake 

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.

The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.

Dead Snake by DannySaiz May 9, 2014

dinner snake 

A massive dump after a massive dinner so big it coils on itself.

A guest remarked that even after five flushes he could not get rid of the dinner snake.

dinner snake by jon dough May 17, 2014