snow god

Provides loads of that crystalline white stuff skiers and snowboarders alike love to shred.

Dude #1: Wow dude , have you seen how much fresh pow the snow god gave us?
Dude #2 No dude but I'm sure we'll shred all of the gnar!

by DudeWhoShreds December 27, 2015

Snow Job

When a girl rubs an ice cube on your testicles while performing oral sex

Person 1: "Did you hear that John got a snow job from Stacy"
Person 2: "Damn I got one from her last week and my balls are still freezing"

by Donnyfootball2 January 12, 2016

snow roll

Snow Roll - to have a cocaine fueled orgy with more than one partner

I had a snow roll with John and Emma last night.

by StormSpud81 January 26, 2016

mountain snow hermit

Someone who loves the shit out of fresh powpow and prefers the silence of the mountains to the buzz of city life.

"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."

by Chinesechicken! March 14, 2016

snow whiting

When you are punch drunk and you have an orgy with 7 other people.

" Hey dude, last night was crazy. I went snow whiting."

by Paul Coolwhip March 18, 2016

Snow

Something cool that you stick in your ass

Ohh no Isaac is sticking snow in his ass again

by Briana718 April 5, 2016

Detroit Snow Cone

When one takes a diarrhea shit in the snow making a shit flavored snow cone. Can be served a variety of ways but typically in a gas station style cup. May require a spoon if the shit is too thick for a straw. Not to be confused with a Detroit Snowball

Dude A: You hungry?
Dude B: No man, my girlfriend just made me a Detroit Snow Cone.
Dude A: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude B: That shit was filling, even had nuts in it.
Dude A: She must really love you.

by DuffersDer July 1, 2019