Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

Russian Dodgeball

Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.

Man: lets play Russian dodgeball
Woman: Nooo! last time you had diarrhea

by DilfFucker69420 September 27, 2023

russian gypsy

A Russian gypsy is a gypsy from Russia and speaks it’s Own language

Prs1 are you a Russian gypsy. Prs2 yes bley

by Russian gypsy man November 30, 2020

Greasy Russian Doll

When the takeaway is finished and you fit the smaller boxes in the larger ones so they take up less bin-space.

The blue bin was already full of Ed Sheeran CDs so I made a Greasy Russian Doll to get the bizarre boxes in.

by Helena Bone 'em-Carter March 17, 2021

Russian mafia

A sex position, an aggressive 69 originated in Macomb Michigan

Yooooo me and my girl are about to do the Russian mafia

by Russianmafiacreator May 11, 2021

Russian road-head

Instead of passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you..."

I got Russian road-head last Tuesday.

by Slayerwolf359 June 5, 2021

Russian podcast

A scenario where you queue into a cs:go match and you only hear some random russians screaming in russian.

"Oh fuck we have a Russian podcast we're going to lose

by water:/ March 5, 2024