Louisville Lunchable

The act of defecating on a cracker, then feeding it to your partner.

Are you ready for a Louisville Lunchable?

by Docta Wang September 6, 2024

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PLATE-LUNCH POSITIVE

When you’re so sure of something, you’re willing to settle it by betting a Plate-Lunch.

Joe-Shmo: Bruh, You sure you know where you going?
Braddah-man: Cuz, I’m plate-lunch positive. This is my stomping grounds!

by WunEyeFricka January 22, 2024

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birthday lunch

eating ass after they had massive diarrhea.

she got taco bell today so eating a birthday lunch later.

by Yodrizzle frizzle February 4, 2024

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getting lunch

Slang for sneakily going out to give a guy a blowjob

Person 1: hey sorry I was getting lunch earlier.
Person 2: yeah uhhh you have some of it on your chin, pal.

by zimdoh March 11, 2024

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Teacher Lunch

A quick, low-variety and often unhealthy meal that can be eaten while multitasking.
Typically snack foods, but can be virtually anything.

The poor man's Girl Dinner.

"I ran out of money so I could only afford to eat diapers and cheese. AKA Teacher Lunch." "The fuck you say cheese?"

Don't settle for Teacher Lunch, you deserve Girl Dinner.

by Bananaramaslamma May 28, 2024

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Hot Lunch

Railroad term for a steaming pile of human shit. Often encountered by railroad personnel near stations, and crossings.

Train operator informs radio controller of a hot lunch blocking the entrance to the first cab on train 32. Train operator apologizes to passengers that they will need to exit, and train will have to divert to the cleaning station before resuming operations.

by singleandafraid:( December 9, 2024

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