Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

Tree

A fat tall person who has no friends and sucks dick

Ur a tree

by Snsbcisnc July 3, 2019

Bark up a tree

It means talking incessantly and or to anyone and anything, e.g. girls/guysbwho don't reply, celebrities (via social media) who don't even know if your existence.
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"That guy never stops talking. He could bark up a tree."

Original coinage:

*replies to 5 story posts with paragraphs, receives only an emoji reaction*
"I could bark up a tree *country accent*"

by Prajna_Disciple May 5, 2024

Tree Butter

Slang for weed/dope.

Yo man! You got any of that tree butter you were selling last week?

by fred durst 2 January 19, 2024

Tree Mugger

The opposite of a Tree Hugger; One who hates the environment, litters, does not recycle, does not believe in Climate Change or Global Warming, ect.

Jimmy is such a Tree Mugger! He Leaves his Hot Cheetos bags all over the ground!

by K-Song May 2, 2011

Trim my Christmas tree

Circumcision

Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi

by Kshskaksiwiebshna December 22, 2022

The tree fell down

What you want to say when you are saying that a specific tree fell down.

Tim said to his friend Jim "The tree fell down right here." and not even a few seconds later a tree had fallen down on Jim. He was fine in the end but he had to get another job because he couldn't afford to pay his medical bills to the Hospital.

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024