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Bitchy McBitch Pants

The guy, Lenny, who was the cashier at Wendy's. He was complaining, being a bitch, and sitting around doing nothing. So I said to him, "Hey, shithead! Stop being such a Bitchy McBitch Pants and I'll pay for my food! Just stop fucking complaining.", yeah...I'm banned from that specific Wendy's now. At least I got my food.
Lenny: But Mr. Cale, I don't want to serve that asshole (me) food...

Mr. Cale (his boss): Look Bitchy McBitch Pants, I can fucking fire you (this Wendy's was weird-New York at it's finest) if I wanted!

Lenny: Ugh! Fine!

Me: I just came for some fucking food, I'm starving over here!
by Calculon_2.0 November 25, 2013
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Silky Bitch Pants

Pants meant for keeping warm prior to sporting events, occasionally worn as pajamas. Known for being extremely comfortable and making a swishing sound when walking around in them.
Damn, I wish I had some silky bitch pants, it's getting chilly outside!
by SWHoll October 5, 2013
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Two Pants Joe

A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.
Hey, that guy over there is such a Two Pants Joe.
by boykisser84 June 6, 2019
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Brown Pants Moment

It is characterized by chrushing your sprit when you try on an article that you were excited about and it makes you feel the worst you ever have about yourself in your life.
by wizardingworldpants March 8, 2022
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Cry in your pants

Being so excited about something that you cum in your pants excessively.
"Hey Jordan tell me about that new show. I don't know man it's gonna make you cry in your pants"
by jag0041200 October 7, 2011
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pants down presidency

A supremely fitting ending to the very worst presidency in the history of the United States of America.
So, any thoughts on shit-bag trump not accepting his landslide loss in the 2020 election?
Loss!? He WON the election. Millions of votes were systematically stolen by the satanic Dominion election software, Hugo Chavez' ghost and George Soros liberal democratic agenda!!
Maybe, but isn't it worth considering that this administration has dis-served the America like none other in recorded history and that we're simply dealing with a pants down presidency deserving of condemnation, prosecution and incarceration for crimes against humanity.
by YAWA November 20, 2020
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Pink pants girl

A girl (can be referred to a guy as well) that one finds attractive in a way they cannot explain. Others may not think they are attractive, however there is something indescribable about the attraction.
“Dude Sarah is totally my pink pants girl”
“No way dude she isn’t hot at all”
“Dude there’s just something about her”
by Soggymcnugget3 October 22, 2019
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