Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+ 

The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.

How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???

Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+ by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Golden Potato 

golden - made of gold
potato - shaped like a potato

SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

Potato city is a new town looking for friendly people to come and build so if you would like to help us reach our ultimate goal BIGGEST GOLDEN POTATO EVER

Golden Potato by CAVEManA20 December 23, 2010

golden banana 

One of those poops that's slides out.....with NO effort. It's pretty cool.

Poopface just let a golden banana loose! Shit was cray

golden banana by pooponyaface December 1, 2014

GOLDEN 

FAKE TAN AWWWW YEAH!!

(Theory)
It's been said that when one who has become "golden" they are now resistant/invincible to water. That H20 will run off there bodies as if nothing has touched them. In this case WATERPROOF!

o(+_-)o

It's a proven fact that water will run off your skin. It's just how it is lol that's why you never see golden(tan) people wet!

This is true! The evidence dates wayyyyy back when Moses crosses the Red Sea with his followers and the sea SPLITS in two... NOW THEY WERE GOLDEN!

"I concur that your statement is true! Since from the beginning of time have golden people walked our earth....waterproof!" - (Theory Pronounced true by Famous Archeologist 1/2 Alien and 1/2 Human - Roseberry327)

Roseberry327 You are now GOLDEN ;)

GOLDEN by XxFATALITYxX951 & Roseberry327 August 28, 2011

Golden White Shot

When an uncut man catches his cum in his foreskin. Then holds it till soft. After that he pisses a little into the foreskin. The man shakes his foreskin around stirring the contents around inside. He then releases the mixture into a shot glass for someone to drink.

I went up to the bar and asked for a Golden White Shot.

Golden White Shot by sexinventer March 8, 2010

Pull a John W. Golden 

When for some unknown reason you give away ALL the trade secrets that relate to a craft. For example when john w golden gave away ALL the secrets to using resin. Therefore everyone in their grandmother starts doing it and it becomes passe.

Aww man don't do a tutorial and pull a John W. Golden! That guy ruined it for all the resin people.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BAEKnv0OU08

Pull a John W. Golden by Castin Craft August 21, 2008

golden cunt 

A chick who thinks there the shit but there not

Shut up you golden cunt or do you think you have a golgen cunt or something

golden cunt by sly flyer December 1, 2005