Mount Toby Day

A Leverett based holiday celebrating Mount toby and all it's splendor. There is usually a small festival on top where some long haired leaping gnomes dance naked as the sun sets. Celebrated on july 10-11.

This Mount Toby Day we should merge with Billy Crystal Day

Mount Toby Day by richard gear April 27, 2009

Bubblewrap Awareness Day 

It is the day in which Bubblewrap, the greatest invention of man-kind, is celebrated and appreciated for it's purposes in amusement and general happiness.

What are you doing tomorrow?

Isn't it April 10th?

Yeah!

Well, it's Bubblewrap Awareness Day!

Bubblewrap Awareness Day by procrasinatoroftheyear November 17, 2009

Corporate Profit Day

Otherwise known as Saint Valentine's Day. Celebrated on February 14 every year, Corporate Profit Day is the time of year that business rakes in billions of dollars preying on the irrational desire of many couples to legitimize their relationships in the eyes of their peers.

Jill: Hey Jack! What did you get your girlfriend for Corporate Profit Day?

Bob: I got her a box of chocolates and some flowers because we are getting SO serious!

Jill: Oh, you must love her more than my boyfriend loves me because he only got me a box of chocolates.

Corporate Profit Day by clippo February 26, 2011

Birthentine's Day

A holiday celebrated when your birthday is also Valentine's Day (February 14th)

Jane: "I can't believe tomorrow is Valentine's Day."
John: "Tomorrow is also my birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating Birthentine's Day."

Birthentine's Day by krizdel May 11, 2011

Word of The Disappointing Day 

1. (noun) When the word of the day on urbandictionary.com is not special and is a commonplace slang term that everyone already knows the definition of.

Bill: Hey Frank could you go on urban dictionary and see what the word of the day is?
Frank: its bisexual.
in unison: looks like its the word of the disappointing day!

Word of The Disappointing Day by PlainPat June 21, 2011

Anna Howard Shaw day 

Anna Howard Shaw was a leader in the women's suffrage movement and the first ordained female methodist minister in the United States.

Her birthday also happens to be on February 14th -- also known as valentine's day. In the show 30 rock, Liz Lemon renames "Valentine's day" with "Anna Howard Shaw day" to equate the holiday with woman power instead of celebrating being in a relationship.

Pete: So you are not going to buy any of my daughter's cookies for valentine's day?
Liz:No, I'll buy some cookies. But not for Valentine's Day. Instead, these cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette. Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day to you.

Anna Howard Shaw day by justgowithit2008 February 14, 2013

Ale Bribes Day 

Ale Bribes Day is the day after Valentines Day and is celebrated annually on the 15th of February. Ale Bribes Day was founded as a Chicago holiday of good cheer, drinking and general debauchery. Many of those who participate in the holiday spend the day at bars with an extensive Ale selection and attempt to bribe friends and strangers with Ale. The day often turns into a competition among friends to see who can bribe the most out of a stranger with their Ale of choice.

Notable Event: Ale Bribes Day 1985 - It is suspected that an unknown Chicagoan was able to bribe the entire 1985 Chicago Honey Bears team with one Schlitz. However, the event was followed with much controversy as Schlitz is in fact a lager and not an ale. This event was notable as some believe the bribe led to the creation of the Chicago Bears' Super Bowl Shuffle.

"Hey Jane, did you know it is Ale Bribes Day? Would you do the Harlem Shuffle for a Red Stripe Ale?"

Ale Bribes Day by WVilleTrix February 15, 2013