Phone boner 

When you put your phone in your pocket and it causes a bulge to appear.

Dude : What's that bulge?
Dude 2 : Phone bonerrr!

Phone boner by sahgdjsd March 13, 2011

Piss Boner 

When your dick gets hard because it's inflated with piss.

Mike : "Oh my God, Jeremy has boner! Is he really turned on by that ugly bitch?!"
John : "Nah, it can't be - he probably just has a piss boner."

Piss Boner by Hi Raoul September 29, 2014

Brain boner 

The feeling you get when you are having a lively discussion or listening to an engaging lecture and everything makes sense and it gives you a bunch of new ideas about the topic at hand. The intellectual equivalent of an erection.

DeSean: oh man, that lecture given by Dr. Kobilka about G protein-coupled receptor dynamics gave me a massive brain boner.

Derrick: uhh...right, yeah, totally dude. *pssst* Jimmy, I think we need to re-evaluate our friendship with DeSean...

Jimmy: agreed.

Brain boner by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016

lady boner

when a girl gets turned on by something

that big hoss gave me a lady boner (brooke burke)

lady boner by brooke burke10 December 27, 2018

loner boner 

When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.

It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.

loner boner by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

electric boner 

A boner so large it leaves you in shock.

OMG!! That girl had a electrc boner.

Jon is my electric boner.

electric boner by Jon November 20, 2003

study-boner 

To love, or to have an unusual fondness, for study or school work. To spend all waking hours pouring over books, and study aids.

"Hey man, where is your boy Reilly these days?"

"Bro, the kid at the library 24/7."

"Sounds like he has a serious study-boner"

"Seriously!"

study-boner by kbyeah June 1, 2009