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Adam

Super handsome man who pulls girls whos name starts with A.

(also has a fat ass)
Adam has a fat ass
by Gluestick Eater November 18, 2023
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Adam

Adams is known for having a massive cock and for getting all the bitches.

Man I wish a had a friend like Adam so he can get some bitches
Oh look it's Adam let's suck his dick.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Adam

Adam is extremly, i repeat extremely handsome man with balls that big you may easily think he is turned back on you. He is usually really babyface but his ass is so hairy you can comb it like a barbie. On every question he will give you different answer cause he so damn clever. He is so fucking hot that he can sniff your grandma's panties and nobody will consider it as not completely normal.
Adam goes and smacks random hot chick.
That random girl: "oh my got wtf was that"
Her boyfriend: "that was Adam chill out"
by Padajmihovnazrite November 22, 2021
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Adam

by Ahhdd January 1, 2019
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Adam

The ultimate sex guru who also gives life advice
Also has the best 9/11 humour
Biggest political mf
Has big dick energy
So sarcastic, he’ll make Stewie Griffin eat his heart out
He makes everyone gay for him
Me: do itttt
Adam: what
Me: yk…
Adam: ESHAY BAHHHHH
by Urslut<3 November 21, 2021
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Adam

Adam is someone who loves the Gaa. But works part time as a slave for master oogway and chicken Joe.
Adam is the first person to discover obamas last name and as a result he was knighted by quandale dingle on the 21st April 2022. He then met the daddys, Daddy Noel, Daddy CBum, and Patrick Bateman to go on a long and perilous journey to save Quandale Dingle from Bowsers castle.
Adam is awesome. I hope he doesnt enslave an entire village like wanda did. After his knighthood by Quandale Dingle he became a Jedi Knight and regularly breaks man beds due to what he does to Padme. His long running trio with Pickle Rick and Morty his made him become worthy to become one of Grus minions.
by Quandale Dingle the 3rd April 21, 2022
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adam

very annoying and dumb
Hey that's Adam!

How did he even get into middle school...
by salman :) May 17, 2022
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