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Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
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Basically it hurts so much that you cant have it often and must have a break in between.
Basically it hurts so much that you cant have it often and must have a break in between.
A: "How was last night with the guy from the bar?"
B:"He had a vacation dick, not going to call him back to my place for while, thats for sure. Im sore af."
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