Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.

Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.

by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025

Dick Laportapottie

What happens when you cross premature ejaculation with a temporary toilet facility.

I was baning this bitch in the porta-john and I had to read the writing on the wall so I wouldn't have a Dick Laportapottie.

by pee-NuT December 1, 2007

Dobby Dick

A penis so small and shrivelled it looks like a house elf. But there's just something that's cute and venerable about it.

Hey Danni I bet he has a right good looking cock on him. Nahh Emma I've been with him he's got a right dobby dick .

by klaxxo September 9, 2024

lazer shark dick

noen: the plasma gun the you can get in every "doom" game that is playable.

"hey look the doom guy just picked up the lazer shark dick."

by NexusGaming May 30, 2017

Dick

Jake Paul

Man that guy is so rude. Such a dick.

by Hilloh April 14, 2019

dick out drunk

When you are so drunk that you pull your dick and out start walking around the party.

Did you see Chris McWilly! He's dick out drunk and is showing the boys!

by swifty0282 January 28, 2023

your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022