Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.

You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.

by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018

Willi

A boy that looks like a fish. His face is ugly and he likes beating his meat. He has a weird laugh and likes Fishing

Oh look it’s a fish!
No it’s a Willi.

by SchokodrinkErik January 15, 2019

playing Willy Wonka

1. to be in bed with several people in a platonic way, a-la the grandparents in the 1971 film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
2. to collude in an overly friendly way with one or more individuals who are either nonproductive or disingenuous.

1. "We all had taken some molly at the party and decided to listen to some music and play Willy Wonka together."
2. "Look, man, I'm gonna need more money because I'm not playing Willy Wonka with you mother fuckers."

by garbagefight June 30, 2025

Willis

Taking a shit as soon as you get out of the shower.

I was late for my date, because I pulled a Willis and had to shower again.

by TrainerTim January 21, 2024

Wet Willy

When you are on the verge of finishing put your penis in her ear and cum.

I’ll give you a wet willy bitch.

by MacDaddy_99 May 28, 2018

Willy

A guy that will cuss at you nonstop talk about shit threaten fuck your family members and will also say i weird shit like boi i masturbate to squid porn and i will fuck your girl

Boy: hey willy wanna be friends

Willy: Suck my dick you stupid ass dumbass chink

by The Anus tickler December 7, 2019