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Tell a Turtle Time

Tell a Turtle Time is when you’re gathering with people and sharing about your day or sharing something with someone.
Herman called Jennifer up and asked her if they could get together soon for “Tell a Turtle Time”.
by thalia_ August 20, 2022
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Tell a Turtle

Tell a Turtle just means that you’re telling a friend or someone something.
Craig told Miranda that she had fancy pink shoes and Miranda yelled “Tell a Turtle!”
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Hairyback Ninja Turtle

Accidentally falling out of a ladies Vagina only to reinsert in a hurry and enter her Anus
Michaelangelo slipped out of April's Pussy and ended up Cowabunging her in the Sewerpipe, causing a Hairyback Ninja Turtle
by Wogboy13 May 18, 2023
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Franklin the turtle

An older, hairless flamboyant gay bald man. Their wrinkly neck folds and open mouth define the turtle-esque appearance.
As he aged, Chuck began to resemble a flamboyant hairless turtle in appearance, which prompted the gays to call him Franklin the Turtle.
by Tofu Queen March 20, 2024
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Nick the turtle

Nick the turtle is such a loser. He’s a LBH
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The Awkward Perverted Turtle

Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.
Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010
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