Jesus Christ

My nigga, weee lovve jesus christ yeahhh jesussss fuck athiests lets go jesus lets goo god and jesuus man nghgfnfhdndj

Jesus: I am christ
Smart people : yayyy my nigga brooo jesus christ
Athiest fucktard: fake
Smart people : *pop that nigga ass*

by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH April 6, 2022

coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.

“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.

by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018

Jesus lizarraga

Has the fattest cock out there just built different And usually an absolute unit

Bro he’s just Jesus Lizarraga

by Fax unit August 17, 2020

jesus and kfc

Code name for Anthony shoving his cock in a piece of chicken and using his piss as dipping sauce.

Wow that guys over there was pulling a Jesus and KFC.

by KFC Hangover February 19, 2015

Jesus Christ

most based man on earth

1: have you heard of Jesus Christ
2: yea hes based as shit

by KronnixzMcShitnuts April 26, 2022

jesus crazy

When a female has an extreme attraction for males with long hair

Nowadays more and more girls are going jesus crazy, and to be honest I kinda am too

by DahHomieJezus August 29, 2017

Jews for Jesus

Jews for Jesus. You can be a true Jew and love Jesus. Jesus was a Jew!

Jay is a big Jew for Jesus. He married Jesus because the big J is Jay’s bae.

When she prays, she prays to all the names of God and Jesus and more.

They held hands in bed and that’s all. Because Jews for Jesus.

by BeStill December 5, 2019