Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
by QuacksO February 29, 2020
Get the real poomug. What do you actually have after you've been rewarded? Answer: The same thing you would have had the "reward" not been WITHHELD FROM YOU DELIBERATELY IN EXCHANGE FOR COMPLIANCE.
Hym "Therefore: REWARDS ARE NOT REAL. A reward is nothing more than intercepting the needs or desires of someone else and WITHHOLDING that need or desire to use as a form of leverage.
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
Get the Rewards are not realmug. 
Contrary to people here saying its someone who’d anything for you. Its someone who just tells the truth when it matters, high moral character, alive, opposite of a npc. Is not conniving or calculating, connects closely with other real ones. Fearless.
That whistle blower is a real one, He could have sold us out but hes a real one. Hes a real one, he wont cheat to win, he knows itd make the win meaningless, hes a real one. Everyone loves him, hes a top dog, hes a real one.
by Dgh1818 October 27, 2025
Get the Real onemug. by sarcastic remark September 23, 2023
Get the Real OGmug. by Love Ain’t Real April 2, 2025
Get the Love Ain’t Realmug. The real big three consist of three icons in their own respective elements. One is infamous for their destruction of a community under multiple aliases(laffho). Another is due to their quick witted comebacks and sarcastic remarks(kittycatwings), and the last due to their intel and nonchalant attitude that leaves others dumbfounded (aisxios).
Kittycatwings: “we the real big three”
Aisxios: “we really don’t need a big speech”
Laffho: “we really made the biggest impact”
Aisxios: “we really don’t need a big speech”
Laffho: “we really made the biggest impact”
by Lil_Derk_Big_Three August 26, 2021
Get the The Real Big Threemug.