Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.

David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."

by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025

chateau shower

when you stay in the chateau in France and do a shit in the public showers.

haynes you wouldn't believe it i caught sam last night doing a chateau shower

by butt chug chad September 17, 2020

gothic shower

Apparently a thing that just appears on Urban Dictionary.
What does it mean? Does it involve getting high? Is it something ironic? Is it just for goth poseurs? You will never know.

Deathfuckingmetal: Go take a gothic shower, bitch.
7568ino: A what?

by 7568ino November 15, 2023

shower power

The ability to endure harsh weather conditions after taking a long hot shower. Esp. cold.

Mike: Damn! Where's your jacket? It's like 20 below out here!

Jim: No problems bro, I've got shower power.

Mike: Oh, I was wondering why your hair was frozen!

by CupricCow March 7, 2012

hobo shower

When taking a shower from a bridge gutter or a roof gutter, or any urban or infrastructure that permits a artisanal, redemptory shower

Look at this dude under the bridge, hés totally getting a hobo shower

by boneshaker July 26, 2020

Shower Sting

The act of cutting yourself in the shower or showering after you cut yourself and letting the hot water sting on your skin

“I use a Shower Sting to snap myself back into reality”

by xMILOx22 June 7, 2025

Wisconsin Golden Shower

Being sprayed by beer.

Damn- I went to Stadium View Bar for the Super Bowl, and every time the Packers scored, I got a Wisconsin golden shower!

by nickharteau November 23, 2011