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I just did a one sum at the theater watching magic mike xxl
One Sum by DasWonton February 25, 2019

One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy

A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.
Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!

one poppin family

the coolest set of eight girls
justin: damn who are they

adam: the one and only one poppin family

one drunk 

When one says they are going to get one drink and end up getting drunk.
Man you are one drunk.
one drunk by Puppie 21 March 7, 2019

One Spurlock 

A “One Spurlock” is a texas cowboy term orriginated in Starks, Louisiana where one slowly rises a closed fist in the air somewhat resembling a knuckle sandwich but with a little more attitude. A “One Spurlock” typically instigates bar fights, arguments at your local boat ramp and shit talking on Snapchat.
I swear bill if that somebitch says my diddy bought this Phoenix bass boat and 2018 f350 I’m gonna give him one spurlock and fuck his girl.
One Spurlock by Bill Spurlock March 20, 2019

One square challenge 

Verb: the act of going to Taco Bell and ordering $41 worth of the menu and a Baja blast, eating it all in one sitting it all in one sitting, then dropping a nuke in the bathroom, but you are only allowed one square of toilet paper to wipe. After the nuke you must make the walk of shame through the restraunt back to the bus the stop.
Ex. 1

Victor: did you hear about the guy Hendricks? He died doing the one square challenge.

Bryant: No what is the one square challenge?

Ex. 2
Gilbert: BRO, I lost my March madness pool and now I have to do the one square challenge.

Carl: F