A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.
Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!
A “One Spurlock” is a texas cowboy term orriginated in Starks, Louisiana where one slowly rises a closed fist in the air somewhat resembling a knuckle sandwich but with a little more attitude. A “One Spurlock” typically instigates bar fights, arguments at your local boat ramp and shit talking on Snapchat.
I swear bill if that somebitch says my diddy bought this Phoenix bass boat and 2018 f350 I’m gonna give him one spurlock and fuck his girl.
Verb: the act of going to Taco Bell and ordering $41 worth of the menu and a Baja blast, eating it all in one sitting it all in one sitting, then dropping a nuke in the bathroom, but you are only allowed one square of toilet paper to wipe. After the nuke you must make the walk of shame through the restraunt back to the bus the stop.
Ex. 1
Victor: did you hear about the guy Hendricks? He died doing the one square challenge.