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Mother Monkey

The severe and upmost abusive insult that any individual can ever give or receive. It is the verbal form of an alabama hot pocket, so disgusting and severe that it should never truly be used outside of a joke reference.
Miguel: Hey retard
Nigel: You talking to me you Mother Monkey looking ass!?
Miguel: Dies
by IWannaDieRightNowLol October 13, 2019
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mother

Girl or woman who gave birth to a child or more children.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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Tea with Mother

Code for when you dont have anything to do on a saturday night, so you go to the local strip club with your friends.
when the man from out of town asked everyone what was going on that saturday night, i told him i was going to be having Tea with Mother.
by on-on April 22, 2012
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Ur brother a mother

This is a term worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian" , "ur granny tranny", or even "ur sister a mister"...
This should only be used a last resort and using this term liberally may cause the end of humanity
Greg: "ur mom gay"
Dave: well, "ur dad lesbian"
Greg: shit, well then that means "ur granny tranny"
Dave: "ur sister is a mister"
*Universe implodes, leaving Dave And Greg on a floating rock in space*
Greg: you pushed me too far
Dave: don't you dare say it i swe--
Greg: "ur brother a mother"
*entire quantum-verse crumples, releasing radioactive materials that prevent and form of human life from existing for the next century*
by SavageSpaghettiSixtus May 12, 2018
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Holy mother

Person 1: holy mother!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: that shit scared me so bad!
by hiheyheyohallohihi March 30, 2022
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Mother Fuckerly

(Adjective): With or having a large quantity of anger and or resentment. Commonly used in association with gazing, staring or glancing, this adjective is used to covey extreme feelings only few are capable of feeling. Usually associated with individuals responding with the phrase "what" too many times.

Original forms of this adjective were used to describe a general resentment or feeling towards individuals coming from the country of What where they in fact do not speak English.
Jules was so angry at the man from What for saying his country's name excessively that he stared mother fuckerly before busting a cap in his ass.
by Gunjeepcigarbeer September 29, 2021
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ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.
John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*
by fuckin bitchy ass May 20, 2018
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