Meat Popsicle

A dead man's boner.

"Man, that guy has a MEAN meat popsicle!"
"Yeah, that's HUGE!"
"Sally, I'll give you 100 dollars to eat that meat popsicle!"

Meat Popsicle by Allabamevenon April 16, 2009

Meat harness 

A contraption used for harnessing various amounts of retractable objects found from a certain kind of meat. Which is found from a plant located in a small area of ones imaganation. This imagination land is named meatland.

MEAT HARNESS-There is a type of plant called a wonder tree which gives off extremely high amounts of pharamones. These pharamones can increase a males sexual appatite. Which, in turn, can be used for harnessing ones meat!

Meat harness by WONDER MEAT November 24, 2007

Meat Nugget 

Extremely large beef curtains. When the lips of a girls vagina hang very low.

Wow, Taya (from rock of love) has a meat nugget..... really check it out.

Meat Nugget by Thad Munson June 2, 2009

Meat Poncho 

Alternate word for foreskin.

Some cocks have a meat poncho, while some don't. Some don't.

Meat Poncho by MistyTheIrishProstitute February 21, 2011

Meat Locker 

When a guy keeps multiple pictures of his genitals on his phone so when he meets a new girl he can immediately send her a sausage photo.

Hey, Bobby has too many pics in his meat locker to send to that girl he met in the bar.

Meat Locker by Bose21 September 16, 2015

meat curtains

Excessively large pussy lips that tend to be attached to a pussy thats been used extensively for mass fuckings, gang bangs, or excessively large didlo insertions that resemble curtains hanging from a window!!!

Yo that bitch last night had some meat curtains on her I could have used them as a blanket after i got done tearin that shit up!!!

meat curtains by vinny125125 August 31, 2010

Meat head 

A very large head

"you have meat head"
or "meat"
or "you have meat"

Meat head by A-l-e-x--p December 17, 2008