I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.

I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

I'm either about to toot or shoot by ozzyp January 25, 2017

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The pastor says I’m good

But Jesus Christ I’m never good

person 1: “The pastor says I’m good”

person 2: Lmao mccafferty

Person 2: but Jesus Christ im never good
Person 1: I’ll nail my hands up to the wall

ayo I’m board as fuck idk why I did this

The pastor says I’m good by Your real name ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) December 22, 2021

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Fuck This Shit I'm out

being scared or confused to a point of wanting to leave

Ah hell nah, fuck this shit I'm out.

Fuck This Shit I'm out by I am bored so I make word May 4, 2022

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Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol

Now these words are now on a Mug/T-Shirt. Well that’s just random.

MAKE UR OWN SENTENCE!

Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol - Formatted on a Mug/T-Shirt.

Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol by DanielGamer 9 October 10, 2019

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cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec

cemeteries may be fun but at least I'm not a necrophiliac, backward

Me: "cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec"
person: "oh that's cool, me too"

cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec by Tj_who?_he_sucks June 10, 2020

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speaking I.M.

Speaking net lingo acronyms in every day converstions.

Speaking I.M.

Grl: "O M G! I W S N!"

other Grl: " O M F G. NO WAY!"

(say the letters.)

speaking I.M. by anniee&meyggine August 23, 2006

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so hungry i`m fartin fresh air

just plain old Hungry for something real good to eat

DUDE you want to run to WENDY`S ?
You hungry? friend say`s YEA !!! (i`m so hungry i`m fartin fresh air)

so hungry i`m fartin fresh air by phildo macrackin April 29, 2003

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