cunt licking bitch

Someone who annoys the fuck out of someone else due to large amounts of excessive stupidity and ignorance.

Also, this can be used as a off-hand insult to a lesbian or straight woman.

Jane fucked around and found out the wrong way because she is a cunt licking bitch.

by DragonMan36 June 30, 2024

why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin

*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”

by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024

Licking

A number of lesbians, greater than 3 in a gathering. Similar to a murder of crows, colony of beavers, or a mob of kangaroo.

I was in line behind a licking of lesbians to see Lady GaGa.

by Rubiman05 July 19, 2024

Ear licking

Kissing ass, but done over the phone.

Q: Who’s he on the phone to now?
A: His manager, he’s doing some ear licking trying to get on some more work trips.

by Jowin July 23, 2024

Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

by buildenex July 24, 2024

Lick Queen

An infamous WoW player known to Lick other players in raid for favors and power. The Lick Queen had a reputation for choosing weak minded males who would do anything for her. That includes farming, boosting and running a discord dedicated to her. The Lick Queen hated other females getting attention so she spread lies and had big power simps of the server abide by her rules.

1. Dam your gear is dry? Yeah homie I didn't see the Lick Queen tonight.

2. I love when the Lick Queen logs on. I know tonight I will be happy.

3. I ran into the Lick Queen today. She licked me, I licked her back. I think I'm in love.

by Ricky Jenkins Smith July 25, 2024

Lick the Basement

A phrase used by MAGA trolls confessing their sexual desire to have their taint cleaned by their own mother, orally.

Joe never wiped his butt because he hoped his mom would lick the basement.

by MacTodd August 13, 2024