A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Banditmug. by gayratfrommars December 29, 2023
Get the Humansmug. Something you don't want to turn into.
Liquid nitrogen just turned that guy into a human popsicle. It was one of the most impressive things i've ever seen.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
Get the Human popsiclemug. A neo-human is a person that looks athletic and/or strong but is in reality weak and/or unathletic.
A neo-human can also be a person that looks fat and/or weak that is in reality strong and/or athletic.
A neo-human can also be a person that looks fat and/or weak that is in reality strong and/or athletic.
Marcus: That guy looks like he super strong.
Mancus: He is weak.
Marcus: How come?
Mancus. He is a neo-human.
Mancus: He is weak.
Marcus: How come?
Mancus. He is a neo-human.
by the one and only youghurt male May 24, 2024
Get the Neo-humanmug. Someone who is beautiful in every single possible way. There is no such thing as ugly humans. They are all beautiful in their own way.
by thekatster007 June 8, 2014
Get the Humanmug. 
An insult, commonly used for people who are spineless (figurative), or for people who you want to snap their spine.
by Pain in a nutshell May 26, 2021
Get the Dislocated Human Vertebramug.