Human centipede

When a group of 3 or more lays out like a train and eats eachother out.

A beautiful sex position

My favorite sex position is the human centipede. Mmm tasty

by Jazzydoosdley September 22, 2019

The Human Stapler

Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)

I had to pay $3000 after Billy used me as The Human Stapler.

by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022

humans

Crow's with rights,anxiety and depression.

Humans collect cool rocks and sticks like crows

by Lafin_Gas December 27, 2021

Humanize

Verb.
To perform or interpret music (or other art) created fully by Artificial Intelligence (A.I.).
Similar to a "cover", but referring specifically to AI music, not music created by other human artists.

The attempt to bring human soul into art made by machines.

"B&8 humanized the song Carolina-O, but they didn't write it."

"Jeez, did AI create this song? We should totally humanize it!"

"They're probably in the studio humanizing that song right now!"

by Two Brazilian Dudes August 1, 2024

human sloth

A human who appears to live out their life in slow motion, taking an age to do anything, speaks slowly and ends up getting in their own way.

Everything about that guy annoys me, it takes him nearly a minute to remove his coat and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 28, 2018

human turret

Someone who stares at you from across the room before sneaking up on you when you're not looking.

Why is Tom staring at me?
Probably just a human turret, being new.
See creep.

by Derpinson April 7, 2014

Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.

Yeah, I used him for human efficiency

by H28373737 November 25, 2023