Self Hoover

When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.

Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself

by Xione666 June 12, 2025

Dual Hooked

Dual Hooking or being Dual Hooked is Hacker slang for when a malicious file, exploit, or script is booby-trapped so that instead of only attacking the target, it also tries to compromise the attacker who opens, edits, or analyzes it. Basically, a hack that hacks the hacker back.

“He thought he was testing a free exploit kit, but it was dual hooked — it backdoored his own box.”

by realreal445 September 10, 2025

Vegan Hooters

Alternative name for TownHall, a two location Ohio "health" food restaurant which serves sides of crack cocaine and a dessert of sexual harassment.

Vegan Hooters or Nowhere for Monday Vegan Night, served with a side of crack and a roofied beer!

by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025

big city honkers

Enourmous fukin man tittys!!

Hey, did you see Nathan, he is huge!! His big city honkers jiggle at every step

by Morrie Balstein March 26, 2016

son of a hoover

When you buy your Mum a hoover for no reason

Damn you son of a hoover

by CanYouHandleThisHandle July 10, 2017

dope smokin hooter head

Someone who is actually dumb,crazy, and or cracked up. You would usually use this term is you’re disappointed in them or as an Insult. This could also mean to be funny thing to call your friends.

David just attacked the teacher,probably cause he’s a dope smokin hooter head.

by Dopesmokinhooterhead May 24, 2020

Puff down on a hooter

Smoke a Fat Blunt!

They wanted to go out for drinks, but I’d rather just stay home and puff down on a hooter.

by Just_The_Tipp October 1, 2020