Fake friends day

Fake friends day is when you can post the fake friends that ruined you life. August 9

“What day is is it’s fake friends day is that why you post your “friend”

by Realfacts1 June 29, 2022

Fake niggah

A person who acts like a real friend but in the end he is a lying sack of shit with a tiny penis. Who gags on dick for a loving

Michael is a fake niggah

by Bigj775982 May 12, 2014

fake head day

Prank your friends by telling them you gave head to someone when you really didn’t
May 29th

ex: I gave head to Jerry. JK its national fake head day

by guru345 April 22, 2020

Fake

Someone who wants to be a certain stereotype but can't achieve it.

He is a fake boomer. He just wants to mow his lawn but is just so lazy.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

fake Louie

A fake Louis Vuitton purse carried by poor people to make themselves look rich and sophisticated. When in reality it makes them look even less sophisticated. In the eyes of authentic collectors. These purses are made in China and are made to look real with small to huge imperfections that are usually purchased from street vendors or on the side of the road.

Did you hear that Lashanda spent this month’s child support money on a fake Louie? Man she’s trying to be boujee

by Dnurse15 June 15, 2023

Fake names

Fake names are names that are hilarious and utterly inappropriate in the use of a substitute teacher or kahoot to make everyone laugh

Bro I told the sub that my name was Drew Peacock and he believed it and said"Is there a Droopy cock here? DrOoPy CoCk here? Where is DrEw PeAcOcK? Man that guy just loves fake names

by BigOlCLaps December 5, 2019

Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017