basically men are filled with hormones and are filled with certain inate desires, that have been further groomed by the sculptor that is evolution. and it has grown to become more than the desire to procreate, but rather further the development of our intellect by inappropriate means.
by BUZZWORTHYGANGGANG December 17, 2016
by CaptainCyrus April 29, 2024
Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013
When you change your race to Native American and get blacked out drunk. This also results in kicking walls and anything that is bolted to the ground.
by Cescoto March 22, 2015
by pickaxe grub February 16, 2014
Intoxicated with pleasure
by Group Six August 26, 2017
A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.
by i tried T^T May 01, 2020