Christian is angelinas manzzzzzz!!!!!!
by StealUrmanzzz October 29, 2018
Get the Christianmug. Christian is a very kind,nice,funny,intelligent person. Once you talk to him you will instantly fall in love with him. You will never want to let go of him. But be careful because if you break his heart, he will not be happy. He is very nice and smart. You will love him as soon as you see him or talk to him. You always want a Christian in your life.
by pintrest lover May 4, 2021
Get the Christianmug. Christians say they spread love, but actually they spread a lot of hatred. For instance, Christians propagate that God loves everyone, but that non-believers will burn in torment forever. Or "God accepts everyone as they are, but queers are sinners who must suffer a heteronormative life till their deaths"; that a woman is the same creation of God as men, but must submit to them
-Jesus loves you
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love
by Donoav March 22, 2025
Get the no hate like Christian lovemug. The lifestyle of a conservative, wealthy, well mannered teen who really just wants to have fun in life and still be sought out as a good Christian.
Sorry, can’t go out tonight it’s just another part of Christian living. Then goes and gets drunk with friends and acts like nothing happened the next day.
by Rduncan May 24, 2018
Get the christian livingmug. hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop
by arrbby July 1, 2011
Get the Christian Twistmug. No, that was me. Quit looking yourselves up on Urdabn Dictionary GOD DAMN! You motherfuckers are narcissists!
Hym "Nah, that wasn't Christian Bale. You know the name Hym Iam isn't me claiming to be people in the titles right? It's not a pronoun thing! It's a name! Like the Powerpuff girls character! Except with a 'Y!' Ya heard? I get a lot of mileage out of it."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
Get the Christian Balemug. It’s a person who is a monkey/chango.They are very primitive person only understanding a few words at a time when you speak to one. They like to get groped all the time.They are also known to throw it back on niggas called Eduardo and Brian.
by Chris_da_Chango_11 January 31, 2020
Get the Christianmug.