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Christian

A funny guy that bets people he will make roller coasters! He has a really weird ringtone
1. I called Christian

2. *No answer*
3. Hi if your trying to call Christian u have the wrong number
by Hockey_Funny_True June 1, 2020
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Christian Claps

A professional NPL 2 player who has scored 264 goals in the NPL and has gotten MOTM 37 times in his squad.
OMG!!
IS THAT CHRISTIAN CLAPS!!
by BISS999 November 1, 2022
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Christian

Christian is the type of person to always lie how big that fella is down there.
Woah Christian!Its smaller than i thought
by ilikebirds346 November 24, 2023
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Christian Hoe

A individual who goes through many different relationships with multiple individuals over a short span of time, but doesn’t engage in any activities of a sexual nature with them, therefore maintaining their purity.
Jimmy is such a christian hoe — he’s dated so many different girls but never does anything with them.
by yammerstudios March 13, 2021
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christian position

When a woman loses her anal Virginity before her vaginal virginity as means of saving herself for Marriage
Sally used the Christian position so God wouldn't be displeased with her and send her to hell
by Billy from it September 20, 2017
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Christian

Apparently to Jordan Peterson it's either "someone who believes things without evidence" or "Someone who has been deceived deliberately through mass cooperation"
Hym "No I'm not a Christian because Christianity is a Jewish incest cult coopted by the gentiles and installed as the predominant religion by Augustus Caesar (Who was raised by the Catholic Church) after Julius Caesar was assassinated (Like for the sole purpose of installing Agustus Caesar and installing Christianity as the predominant religion) and then Rome collapsed. They want to be God. And what GOD DOES... Is force people to do an incest cult. That's what God does so that what they do. But I'm not a Christian. Christians are human filth who lie and make shit up to make people live firmly within the confines of their delusions. And the Jews are all for it because they can use the Christians to protect themselves (Even when they do genocide and while they fund terrorists like ISIS which is weird because I thought it was super important to get rid of all the terrorists and here they are funding the terrorists! And using stolen AI to commit genocide!). They could do the tennets of the incest cult I the absolute if they wanted. But they don't! They just lie and steal your identity if YOU don't do the incest cult."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2025
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Christian

Christian is the name of a vey sweet boy who at first appears gentle and loving. He will make you feel loved and seen, even the parts you didn't want to be seen. His love comes off as so genuine you open up and allow yourself to be vulnerable to Christian, but later rather than sooner, he betrays, lies, and manipulates you, he hurts you in every emotional way possible and makes you doubt if he ever really loved you at all. The worst thing about Christian is he does not hold himself accountable to any of his actions, but at the same time thinks the world revolves around and his petty nature.
You see that guy over there? Oh yeah, Christian? He resembles a marine creature.
by Azzari February 1, 2022
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