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Anal Retentive

Eric Grubert; opposite of passive.
by Daddy's Lil Monster March 30, 2017
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Anal Faggot

Another word for a gay man; aka Sebastian Heckman
1 Bro, your such an anal Faggot

2 No, your just a Sebastian
by buddyboiz June 1, 2019
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anal blowjob

When a girl is giving you a rusty trombone, you relieve yourself and discharge a nice, thick log of shit about half way, then your partner starts to suck on the shit like it's a big cock.
This chick was lickin' my ass, and I was prairie doggin', then she started sucking on my shit like it was Dick Ram Bone or something.
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anal queef

air excaping your ass like a vaginal fart
"i just laid an anal queef", "thats called a fart dumbass!?!?!"
by yourabuelita69 November 4, 2007
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anal cord

the silky cord substance that can be harvested from a male or female anus
i went to the medical centre to get my anal cord drained out.... "ohhhhhh it feels like radish cheese!!!!!!!"
by Talon July 17, 2004
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anal retentive

Person/persons who obviously have something up their butt, but (no punn intended) feel the need to take it out on everyone else who is undeserving. These people must have everything thing "just so" , in order and are consumed w/ detail. If things aren't going "their way", they will often resort to nagging, bitching, complaining and even delegating tasks/chores in order to have order/control.

Also associated w/ but not limited to control freak and meticulous
He/she is so anal retentive that they flip-a-bitch at the very sight of anything that is not "just so" and must organize immediately!
by Anonymous November 20, 2003
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anal ripcord

The drawstring attached to a tampon inserted in the ass for the sexual pleasure of having one shit on another at the point of sexual climax. (The removal of the tampon causes the removal of whatever else is up there.) Pull the ripcord at go time and watch out. Common in Europe...so I've heard.
Jane pulled Dick's anal ripcord just as she was about to cum and that afternoon's turkey sandwich came spilling out all over the bed...it was the best sex either had ever had.
by andrewler January 25, 2005
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