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A Jew

A Jew is someone everyone hates FUCK JEWS (I'm not gay I promise please help me I didnt do anything I just want my family back I love Jews please dont hurt my family)
i hate him because he is A Jew
Gay porn is actually amazing i saw one with A Jew in it
by Pleasantsextime March 6, 2023
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hey jew

a massive hit by paul mccartstein and the bagels in the 60s
hey murray , you hear that new song by the bagles hey jew? oy vey what a hook. i cant get it out of my head
by burbman1969 August 29, 2022
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The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.
"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"
by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022
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Jewing

The process of asking random people for spare change.
Kannav: "How did you buy that coke and hsp?"
XodiBeats: "I just went down and started jewing cunts"
by Car that is flat May 24, 2019
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Jewing yourself

Wen u fart rely Bradley in the shower

Like wen the the jes went to that shower thay wer gassed
I farted in the shower this morning so I jewdnmy self jewing yourself
by Yiffydeer February 27, 2023
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Mexican Jew

Cartman's worst nightmare
imagine if cartman met a mexican jew?
by Some1 @ the internet May 16, 2022
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jew pill

Someone who has taken the jew pill realizes how jews own and exploit the banks, the media, the government, etc
Mike: Do jews really control everything?
Jason: Yeah. I took the jew pill after learning the truth.
Mike: I took the jew pill too! I’m finally free!
by Timmy Noscope May 14, 2024
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