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Twat Plot

A. When you are excited about a television show and your trying to say plot twist and you get tounge tied.

B. A man that goes on the prowl at a place that is well known for women being freely sexual.

C. A female that gives twat very easy.

D. someone who is acting stupid
Guys I'm headed to the twat plot and let my game lose.
by plottwist101 April 15, 2019
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Twat flaubber

I couldn't finish my hair cause the twat flaubber hit me in the face!
by Twatflaubber July 21, 2015
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Twat

Eilidh is going to the blame for something retarded that Emma did for attention. This makes Emma a proper Twat.
by Lmal April 13, 2019
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Twat

Chicken little lookin dork who is a complete idiot, and a big pain in the butt, but also kinda lovable at the same time. Also, they really do look like the annoying kid from polar express tho.
Derick is such a twat.
by Therealbeanboy October 9, 2019
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twat snaggle

When your fucking hardcore and try and move positions but get stuck up inside the pussy! Like your short shave pubes act like velcro and your just stuck!
Dude totes busted out the moves, and after taking tea with the parson we got all twat snaggled!
by Fishtangle January 9, 2019
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twat cred

twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.

Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."

"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
by omega_pulse October 5, 2013
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TWAT SWATTER

WHEN ONE GIRL KEEPS ANOTHER GIRL FROM GETTING LAID. VERY SIMILAR TO COCK BLOCKING BUT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.
GIRL 1:SO WHATS YOUR SIGN?
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER
by FRANKYJGARDENGROVE696969 December 5, 2010
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