Twat Snockle

Someone who is taking too long at their position.

I can’t believe the customer is still drinking their Spanish coffee 45 minutes after we closed. What a Twat Snockle

by Cinnaright January 21, 2023

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022

Twat

What Gordon Ramsay uses to insult idiot sandwiches

You fuckin twat

by Ikosaheadrom July 17, 2022

Twat

Sitting leader of the 2016-2022 Liberals of Canada a "Twat" (pronounced T-wa-t), ruining a country while stuttering through a sentence whether in French or english. A Twat has many ways to be identified, such as - slow wit, bright socks, ignorance, oblivious to one's actions, self absorbed and self centered also conducts racketeering at the highest levels of government.

The Twat is about to speak on TV, I wonder what stupid shut he'll say next.

Oh no the Twat is ruining Canada, how can we get rid of the Twat

by Twattey January 28, 2022

Twat Lint

Left over little pieces of toilet paper after wiping a wet vagina. No poop matters included so no were close to a dingleberry!

Went down on my lady but had to ask her to remove her twat lint first smh.

by sexylexie 1977 November 11, 2015

Twat

(verb) To aggressively, spontaneously strike an object, often a person.

"I twatted him a new one"

by RedD April 7, 2015

Twat-wad

tampon or any flexible material that has been or will be placed in the vaginal canal.

Gimme a few, i need too replace my twat-wad. Or, Damn johnny has been acting like a real twat-wad lately.

by Dabhand420$ December 11, 2023