waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

Flag

Get the waiting for the milkman to show me around mug.

Norwegian Nature Show

When a guy from Norway grabs a bottle of wine by the neck like it is his penis.

Sin sure put on a good Norwegian Nature Show last night

by trashy menace April 11, 2022

Flag

Get the Norwegian Nature Show mug.

National Show Your Phone Background day

On the 20th of April, No matter what, you must show everyone your phone background.

Yeah.

Bobby: Look at my phone's background, it's that National Show Your Phone Background day
Billy: Yo it better not be that hentai one again!
Bobby: shit fam gotta blast frick

by fart face llolol April 20, 2019

Flag

Get the National Show Your Phone Background day mug.

show the fuck out

When individuals or group of fucks get together and rally each other to who can get the must big-long-suck-ding-dong dick energy fucked up as possible w/o tossing. Whoever doesn’t show the fuck up gets, shown the fuck out. Same level of fucked up needed for everybody to complete task of achieving such goal.

“Homes, you bes show the fuck out tonight”
“Are you even showing the fuck out right now chad? U puss”
“Ur mom taught me how ta show the fuck out last night..”

by Snutsbigtilties November 30, 2018

Flag

Get the show the fuck out mug.

MUaHLONNBESTICExplosion🧊🧊show in little AMERICA 🇺🇸

Frozen Ice 🧊 as in snow ❄️ explosion show in little AMERICA 🇺🇸. Fighting and shooting on icebergs. MEXIT TOEHUN and the ice 🧊 man vs muahlonnbe part 2.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created Muahlonnbesticexplosion🧊🧊show in little AMERICA 🇺🇸. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 14, 2023

Flag