Smootie

Smootie - noun- combination of a smoothie and fruit.

Jan would like to buy a smootie before she goes to work.

by Mariposa170 October 27, 2025

Smoothie

A smoothie is a person who prefers to keep their body hair removed or very minimal, typically through shaving, waxing, or depilation, in order to maintain a smooth, hairless appearance. The term is sometimes used in kink, gay, fetish, and body-focused communities to describe someone who maintains smooth skin, but it can apply to people of any gender or orientation. A smoothie may enjoy the visual appeal of smoothness, the tactile sensation of hairless skin, or the act of being groomed, shaved, or kept smooth by themselves or a partner.

Person 1: Hey man, I couldn’t help but notice your legs are nice and smooth. Are you gay by chance?

Person 2: No I am just a smoothie.

by Echo2kay November 29, 2025

smoove

a nicotine delivery product, especially an e-cigarette/vape. these are very "smooth" to inhale from, hence the name

also called "da smoove" or "smoov". cigarettes are often called "smoovesticks"

yo bro pass me da smoove

no dude, you've been hogging it all night, let me smoove some more first

by MrTrillionaire January 3, 2026

smoove

a nicotine delivery product, especially an e-cigarette/vape. these are very "smooth" to inhale from, hence the name

also called "da smoove" or "smoov". cigarettes are often called "smoovesticks"

yo bro pass me da smoove

no dude, you've been hogging it all night, let me smoove some more first

by MrTrillionaire January 3, 2026

Smu-Smookered

Drunk. Wasted. Intoxicated. Smashed.
Invented by Timothy while smu-smookering.
Smu-Smorshkin is the alchohol that gets you smu-smookered

Im gonna get Smu-Smookered tonight with Alisha.

by Croberts88 April 6, 2009

Ass-smoochery

(n.) The act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, asskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.

A: You know Jim got his 5% raise just last month, I can't see him presenting any projects or getting any work done.
B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.

by Godspeedzilla April 12, 2009

Lukewarm Smoothie

In contrast to a Warm Fuzzy or Cold Prickly, a Lukewarm Smoothie is a note given to someone which causes a confusion of good and bad emotions or indifference due to either the self-contradicting nature of the message or being a simple statement conveying no clear emotion. Additionally, a Lukewarm Smoothie is typically given anonymously and signed simply <3 LWS.

Examples of Lukewarm Smoothies:

1. Peter, you look like a Lakie, but I still like you. <3 LWS

2. Michael, you have blonde hair and blue eyes just like your sister. <3 LWS

by The_Hawk August 3, 2009