Limber Potato

A really fat person that is incredibly flexible for their weight.

Bill: Seriously?!? Johnny touched his toes!!
Fred: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, not at all, Johnny is the local limber potato.

Limber Potato by MyBigToe January 8, 2011

Prickly Potato

Half Dos Equis, half Guinness. A drink born from genius, and named for its Mexican and Irish heritage.

J: So our witress brought me a new drink, but it was Giunness and Dos Equis on accident. So, I drank it, liked the blend. So, from this day forward a Guinness and Dos Equis will be known as.......

R: This is important, we need a iconic name for this blend to bath the world in all it's gloriousness!

J: Prickly Potato?

R: That's my vote

J: It is proclaimed, Does Equis & Guinness, the greatest drink ever developed will be known as the Prickly Pototo

Prickly Potato by Pepper Steak October 28, 2013

tiny potato 

girl so tiny and small and cute she is actually considered a match of physique to that of a potato. ( must be caucasian)

You are a tiny potato

tiny potato by G.I:J3w September 11, 2014

ponderous potato 

When someone does something out of curiosity but it annoys you.

Guy 1 "I tried shaving my ass.."
Guy 2 "You're such a ponderous potato!"

ponderous potato by FriesPlease September 22, 2014

Government Potato 

A person who has become brainwashed by any form of government agency, to carry out a specific task.

"Did you hear about Jacob"

"Yeah, he totally became a Government Potato."

Government Potato by Combat_Fountain May 31, 2015

sea potato 

A fat ass manatee. Like so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom would tell it to eat a salad.

Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.

"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."

sea potato by PRAISE THE LAWD May 2, 2016

musty potato 

A musty potato is when one sexual partner defecates into the others anus and then proceeds to fuck their anus.

"My gf wants me to musty potato her "

musty potato by Brocken-lavalamp July 19, 2016