cry baby pirate bitch

when your “friend” is a cry baby pirate bitch

boy:you you should play a game with us
boy2:yea join us
gingy:no
boy:why?
gingy:bc im a cry baby pirate bitch

this is what happens when your “friend” is a cry baby pirate bitch

by im-cooler-than-you July 11, 2022

billie eilish pirate baird oconnell

a loved singer & song writer that saved my life so many times & i am forever grateful for her.

billie eilish pirate baird oconnell saved me

by eilivsh July 16, 2022

Screaming Pirate

Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!

We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!

by Muskymule August 12, 2022

Priority Pirate

Someone who uses ‘sup’ excessively, has a habit of stealing swimwear models off their yacht and is outstandingly talented at eating pussy

Lenny is my man. He’s the priority pirate of my life. Suuuppp

by prioritypirate August 16, 2022

The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

Country Pirate

Country Pirates are a rare and bold breed, easily identified by the clothes they wear (cowboy hats and pirate boots) and the things they say, like "Yarr haw!" And "howdy me matey."

Cowboy pirate activities:
Horseback sailing, exploring the open plains, enjoying a flask of rum flavored beer with the herd.

Cowboy Pirates can oft be seen wearing bandanas and carabineers, sometimes accompanied by a leather belt and a holstered pistol. But the mark of a true Country Pirate is their loose hipped swagger.

"Country pirates are so aesthetic!"

"Omg country Pirates are such a vibe."

"That man was rugged as a country pirate"

"No one sails bareback like a county pirate!"

"Y'all I wish that country pirate would come shiver me timbers"

by MatthiasVice January 13, 2026