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one night friends 

When you go out and make friends but you were too wasted to get numbers or just too wasted and you'll never be friends in real life. "One night friends"
"Oh my god, look at my snap story of all my one night friends!"
one night friends by adri_beezy December 6, 2016

Good night 

When someone wants to make you feel guilty for telling them to go to bed.
John: Goodnight dear

Stacy: Good night
Good night by Plex_Sovern September 18, 2020

Friday Night Funkin' 

You play as a little midget with cyan hair who rap battles the strongest beings in the multiverse for his girlfriend that will leave him in 5 months cuz its a middle school relationship and he doesn't speak real words he only says "beep bop skdeep" and you use default WASD or Arrow Key keybinds to beat them, Some mods for the game have 6 keys like Shaggy. For me (the writer) I use Kade Engine which is a modified version with more features and better for making mods.
Jim: Ah man I love playing Friday Night Funkin' its so fun
Bob: I will kill you in your sleep, How dare you play that gross game?
Jim: What the hell man It's just a game I play no big deal?
Bob: grabs shotgugn
Jim: OH CRAP

Ralph the Night Hair Dresser 

A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.
"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"

a "jonny" good night out 

a night out hitting Brighton's clubs, usually ending in chunder, used tampons, shit, clogged toilets, and occasionally a t-shirt soaked in blood from a virgin's popped cherry
"grimy night last night!"
"yeah, a "jonny" good night out thought, hahaha"

guys' night out 

Two words - strip club.
The mere fact that a guys' night out even exists proves the dismalness of today's disgraceful society, in which people only care about sex.