Mud beard

Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard

I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!

by Archerforpresident February 26, 2017

Mud bogging

When one inserts their face into another’s butt crack and shakes their face back and fourth; much like a motor boat, but much dirtier.

Steve says Delayna has a thing for “butt stuff” so he went mud bogging.

by leelayna May 25, 2019

mud slide

if your girlfriend shits allover you when your eating your ass

my girlfriend had a mud slide on me last night

by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019

Mud princess

Damn good lookin truck that also gose in the mud an likes to get down an dirty

Hey Billy look at that payment princess

No Jhon that's a mud princess it has to much rubber on the wheels

by Jeoffery0216 April 26, 2021

Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.

“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy

by Lady of Poop December 30, 2024

Bear in the mud

When one shoves a gummy bear up there ass and someone else sucks it out for the other persons pleasure

Bro did you here Justin gave Selena a bear in the mud

by Young.dexter May 29, 2018

Mud crab

When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.

"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"

"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"

by Bigboybubblebath March 4, 2022