obedience monkey

A name given to a person, most often a government employee, who mindlessly obeys orders. Even when said orders are no longer valid or are counterproductive to the main objective.

"I heard local PD harassing long haul truckers who were trying to catch some sleep. Why are they such obedience monkeys?"

by Aliel The Heretic March 29, 2020

armpit monkey

A person who brazenly endorses or supports every opinion or proposal of an associate or superior in order to gain their respect.

This Perrey guy is totally Robby's armpit monkey.

by chungusniggafart May 7, 2022

sock monkeyed

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.

Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

by Goat R. May 12, 2008

The hairy monkey

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet

Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL

by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019

Monkey Bomb

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partner in the face (best done from behind).

My boyfriend monkey bombed me by surprise!

by The True Bomber October 4, 2016

Velcro monkey

The act of clasping your hands and wrapping them around your loved one's neck while showing them unconditional love and affection at inappropriate times of the day.

My girlfriend Ally is such a velcro monkey. She's always hanging off of me.

by Charlie_foxtrot9 April 5, 2016

Smoke monkey

An African American Black Dad who sits in a lawn chair and cooks on his Barbecue at the family barbecue.

The smoke monkey hasn’t left his lawn chair and has been cooking his steaks for the whole day.

by Lebo Luke January 1, 2021