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Michael Amount

mahy-kuhl uh-mount

Noun

1. The absolute perfect amount of something.
Guy 1: Ugh. Those damn freshman try too hard to be funny. I mean, sometimes you need to stop. When no one laughs, that means IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Guy 2: What about that other guy in the class?
Guy 1: Oh you mean the only senior in that class?
Guy 2: Yeah, he is funny. But the Michael Amount.
Guy 1: That guy is funny, but you can tell he doesn't try too hard.
by Alfredo Kun October 16, 2011
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Mikael/Michael

a. The steretypical name of a person who is a sadboi, or always pretends to have depression even though it's obvious they aren't, much like Karens are used for obnoxious women in their late 30's/40's or Kyles for young men ages 19-early 20's who pretend to be "macho" or badass
b. alternative term for a sadboi
"Did you hear how Mikael/Michael always gets sad whenever we talk about relationships?"
"Stereotypical Mikael/Michael, always the sadboi"
by zxcvbhjkl September 18, 2021
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michael kennedy

by Bob warrant April 19, 2018
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Michael Hui

A basketball player that likes to shoot in an inordinate way. This way of shooting can be referred to as "fried rice shooting style".
He's a Michael Hui kind of basketball player. He sucks.
by Dean Kim April 4, 2011
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Michael Ward

Michael Ward likes to dong the ball in football
by BryceMan1321 March 3, 2019
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Michael Roney

“Bro who was that guy that slaughtered all those Speer chuckers the other day?”
“Fuck, thats Michael Roney.”
by TomHollandIsTerrible September 11, 2018
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dirty michael

the act of getting turned on by nonconsensual sex
damn did you hear that he pulled a dirty michael on the new girl at the party

yeah bro, i wish i could be as cool as him!!!
by emogorl420 May 24, 2020
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